Ashish_Ghorela Ek be nu hoya ke ek cycle walle ne ek budhiya mein cycle bhida di.
Budhiya bolli,
“Re oot tu itni badi badi mooch ley rya se, tanne sharam ni aundhi mere takkar mar di?”
Cycle walla chora bolya,
“Kyun tai moochhan mein ke brake laag ri se?”

 Ashish_Ghorela Ashish_Ghorela Ek bai gaam mein thanedar aaga us din us bhai ki bhans kise ki juwar kha gi. Ghana ulahana aa ya. To uske ghar wale bole, “Thanedar sahab isne darra ke ne byah tahi tyar kara do yo byah te ghana darre se.”
Thanedar ne us bhai ko darra dhamka ke bola, “Teri yehi saza hai ke tere ko shaadi karni padegi.”
Bhai usne darte ne shaadi ki haan kar li. Shaadi mein jab dulhan ko uske paas laya gaya to wo bola, “E bebe teri bhans ne bhi kise ki juwar kha li thee ke?”

 Ashish_Ghorela Ashish_Ghorela Ek be ek Maruti alle ne truck mein peechey te dey mari, aur truck ke nichey bud gaya. Truck driver khidki te sir kadke bolya, “Arre bhai choongh li ho to bahar likkad le.”